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I want to rush for 1000 or 1500 yards whichever comes first George Rogers. Arsenal are quick to credit Bergkamp with laying on 75 of their nine goals- Tony Gubba.

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. I just do certain things because Im scared in case something will happen if I dont. Here are 20 of the all-time funniest quotes produced by top level football players. College football is a sport that bears the same relation to education that bullfighting does to agriculture Elbert Hubbard I found that prayers work best when you have big players Knute Rockne Football combines the two worst things about America.

That wouldve been a goal had it gone inside the post. Here are a few of our favorite funny football quotes that are full of action-packed fun. The thing about football - the important thing about football - is that it is not just about football.

Top 20 Funny Football Quotes Ron Atkinson gets confused. Other than that were just not a very good football team right now. Most football players are temperamental.

Bryan Robsons unique insight. Thats 90 percent temper and 10 percent mental. Im here for the rest of my life and hopefully after that as well.

Most of the people who can remember when we were a great club are dead. Never miss a good chance to shut up. Another Selection of Funny Football Quotes Ive never wanted to leave.

Both sides have scored a couple of goals and both sides have conceded a couple of goals Peter Withe Ive been consistent in patches this season Theo Walcott In the end Rosicky initially did well Andy Townsend The thing about goalscorers is that they score goals Tony Cottee. Footballs coming home Everyone seems to know the score Theyve seen it all before They just know. Hodge scored for Forest after 22 secondstotally against the run of play.

Sorry for what I said during the game. Thats 90 temper and 10 mental. Mark Viduka I dont believe in superstitions.

1 I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened but I. Discover and share Funny Quotes About Football Players. Explore our collection of motivational and famous quotes by authors you know and love.

It is violence punctuated by committee meetings George F. Here are some of the funniest NFL player quotes. All Grange can do is run.

Wilkins sends an inch perfect pass to no one in particular. Sometimes in football you have to score goals Thierry Henry. I would not be bothered if we lost every game as long as we won the league.

Sir Bobby Robson on. Alan Shearer Youve got to believe that youre going to win and I believe well win the World Cup until the final whistle blows and. American football makes rugby look like a Tupperware party.

FUNNY QUOTES FOOTBALL PLAYER. Jurgen Klopp has some regrets. Graeme Souness on how league football works.

And all Caruso can do is sing Bob Zuppke. Most football players are temperamental. We cant run.

I was surprised but I always say nothing surprises me in football Les Ferdinand. Funny American Football And Soccer Player Quotes Give us all a touchdown Football is our heart and soul Its Thursday night football And were ready to go. Football is a game of skill we kicked them a bit and they kicked us a bit.

We cant kick he said. Ive never met a stadium I didnt like. I can see the carrot at the end of the tunnel- Stuart Pearce.

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Footballs not just about scoring goals its about winning Alan Shearer I never dreamed about being a millionaire I dreamed about being a football player Victor Cruz. The reason women dont play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. He cant take it because weve out-tactic-ed him out-witted.

Theo Walcott I shouldnt say this. I am a firm believer that if you score one goal the other team have to score two to win. Ive been consistent in patches this season.

Thinking your team could beat us is real fantasy football. Im only watching to see which player is the cutest. A guy your size why dont you play a real sport like football.

Inspirational Football Funny Quotes for Athletes. I love me some me Terrell Owens. We cant stop the pass.

He cant take it can he.

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